Q.Why can't blondes make kool-aid?
A.They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package. |
Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde. They all saw a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who got it?
A: The dumb blonde got it because the other two are fictional |
Q : How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom?
A : There is make-up all over the mirror |
Q : What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A :You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!! |
Q:What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
A: An airbag. |
Q : What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
A : She was raking leaves. |
Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde?
A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool! |
Q : how did the blonde wreck the hellicopter?
A : she got cold and turned off the fan. |
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations! |
Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?
A: A WIND TUNNEL! |
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads! |
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees! |
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it! |
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture! |
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it! |
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff! |
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way! |
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"! |
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted! |
Q : How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A : There is white-out all over the computer screen! |
Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don't know the route! |
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone! |
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear! |
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday! |
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions! |
Q : How do you really confuse a blonde?
A : Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner! |
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first! |
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered! |
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought! |
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth! |
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side! |
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house!
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Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade! |
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's! |
Q : What goes "vroom - screech | vroom-screech | vroom-screech"?
A : A blonde at a blinking red light. |
Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intellegence |
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold! |
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11???
A: She didn't know which 1 came first! |
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