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** 30 New Knock Knock Jokes ** -- December 18, 2005

Knock Knock Jokes!

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Knock, knock
Who's there
lettuce
lettuce who
lettuce in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Catch
Catch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Someone who can't reach the bell.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
BOO
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
ketchup
ketchup who?
ketchup with her before she leaves
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dana
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body . . . April Fool's!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salome
Salome who?
Salome and cheese!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah fooling this time . . . it's really me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda have another hamburger?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah. Noah who?
Noah something?
It's still April Fool's!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favorite Chinese meal!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hammond
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sharon
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess open the door and you'll see for yourself!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah good reason why this door is locked?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Will!
Will who?
Will you hurry up and let me in?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin case I have the wrong house, who are YOU?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words, and I'll tell you who I am!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm getting ready to SNEEZE!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
ketchup
ketchup who?
ketchup with her before she leaves

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana Who?
Open the door, Ivana come in!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
WHO IS IT?!
Orange you glad I didn't say orange?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!
Knock,knock.
Whos there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Wanna come out and play?
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who.?
Didja make yur bed this morning?
   

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